​​Think of a love child between The Beatles and The Sonics, and another between The Meters and The Rolling Stones..... Imagine these two get together and breed, and their offspring is lyrically inspired by Ian Dury and Spinal Tap, and you've just imagined The Dirty Robbers!

Simon Cowell 'Rubbish'*

Mark Lamarr 'Immature'

Gary Linkeker 'Poor defense'*

* celebrities may not actually have made these quotes